New Lightbulb Jokes

A: Lightbulb? *magical hand gesture* What lightbulb?

A: See now you're trying to turn it back on me. I'm not going to let you do that.

A: Well it depends. What are you thinking? Are you going to do your usual lightbulb? Or maybe something different? Something fun? Let's do something fun.

A: thirty-seven *confused looks and nervous laughter from the audience* A: It's just a funny sounding number.

A: We're not talking about that right now.

A: I don't know either. But now I'm going to be up all night wondering.

A: Lightbulb?? I swear to god I thought it was the moon!

A: Is it your testimony that you don't know how many Prosecuting Attorneys it takes to screw in a light bulb? I will remind you that you are under oath . . .

A: I know we talked about one lightbulb. And this may take us a tiny bit over budget . . . But I'm thinking *gestures grandly* lightbulbs the whole way across . . .

A: *does weird modern dancey gesture, dances off*

A: 100 people surveyed, top 10 answers on the board. We're looking for "I don't know . . . " *pointing up at the board* Survey Says . . .

A: (in robot voice) I AM NOT A ROBOT

A: You know . . . that's actually a pretty interesting question! There are actually several schools of thought on that . . .

A: *shrugs wordlessly*

A: One or two, generally, sometimes more. But then you'll need several years of peer reviewed research to determine whether they've actually screwed in the lightbulb or not. Tag : Also, there was probably also woman involved in the initial experiment who was never credited for her contribution.

A: One